Ninja Gaiden anger stories

[JohnXE]

The stories of how hard and frustrating Ninja Gaiden can be didn't take long to spread, and everyone has their own story, and here is mine.

The game started to piss me off when I got to the black ninjas..eventually they kept killing me so I got so mad I started yelling at the TV and talking to myself saying stuff like "The makers of this game must of been like how can we completely ****in piss off the people who bought this oh yeah make a bunch of bitchass ninjas that all look nearly exaca-****in-ly like Ninja Gaiden and when you move so fast it pisses you off and you don't know what the **** is going on, oh but that isn't all lets make the camera move around in retarded ways, oh yeah thats a great ****in idea"

My brother was watching me play and started laughing to so I piched him up and piledrived him into his matress then I kneed him in the stomach..it was cool.

[SteveXE]

The trick is, use your roll and counter attacks, stay close to them so they dont blow you up and you should be able to killem easily.

[JohnXE]

Counter attacks can be hard to do sometime,and dont do much good if another asshole is trying to get you from behind.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Errr, have not played this one yet.

[SHNAG]

I want to buy it. Maybe over march break which is in three days!:D

[8 Ball]

I have played the OXM demo and that white ninja ****ing pisses me off.

[JohnXE]

The first level isn't anything compared to the rest of the game..so be prepared.

[LavisBlade]

**** I'm on chapter 15 right now... fiends everywhere.... MAKE SURE YOU COLLECT THE SCARBS! you need that healing armlet it helps so much!

AND IF YOU THOUGHT ALMA IS BAD JUST WAIT! She, well not to spoil any fun, but you'll see her later on ;)

[JohnXE]

I sort of figured you migth see her again.

[Clown]

Well after the 2,000,000,000 time I attempted to beat the horse dude with no spare potions... I threw my controller down in complete frustration (didnt break... those things are tough) then started cursing violently.... mmmhmmm yup. then I changed games.

[8 Ball]

lol. Is that horse dude still attacking you and ****?

[Clown]

I hate him with passion..... HE WILL DIE!

[LavisBlade]

Well I OFFICALLY beat this game. The last guy was surpriseingly easy, which I really didnt like.

If your haveing trouble with the horse I pity you lol.

This game did seem hard to me at first, but after like the first 10 chapters or so it seems to get easier even though you are fighting higher lvl fiends and such.

ALSO A SPOILER!









LOOK CLOSELY AT WHAT THAT BLACK HAIRED CHICK HAS IN HER HAND IT KIND OF GLOWS PINK.

THIS IS THE CUTSCENE YOU SAW FROM THE 2nd CHAPTER.






end spoiler

Since none of you really have beaten the game I cant really talk about that...

[slimscane]

i still don't have it yet... ::crying::

[8 Ball]

I dont have it and I probably wont get it. I might rent it tho.

[JohnXE]

I had troubles with the horse guy, but after I finally beat that asshole I didnt have that hard of problems with a boss...