View Full Version : Never ending story
tiger1989
11-19-2003, 11:37 PM
One morning a guy woke up a woman
SilentDeath
11-19-2003, 11:42 PM
and she/he set out to find his/ or her's mother to get a name
shadow
11-20-2003, 12:19 AM
for the new born baby that just
SilentDeath
11-20-2003, 12:20 AM
got dropped off at his door step
SHNAG
11-20-2003, 12:41 AM
(sweet, this game is so classic!)
...by a underpants nome who started to sell panties, he stole, to guy on ebay who...
shadow
11-20-2003, 01:01 AM
happened to be named Micheal Jackson, which last night
sniperbruce
11-20-2003, 03:01 AM
took pics of himself in the
Kenshin
11-20-2003, 03:04 AM
in the bedroom raping a 9 yr old
sniperbruce
11-20-2003, 03:13 AM
elephant that's big nose was
shadow
11-20-2003, 05:30 AM
quickly wrapping around his
Fijimunkii
11-20-2003, 05:40 AM
big, long, some say even 13 inch..
sniperbruce
11-20-2003, 06:08 AM
2 liter coke bottle
shadow
11-20-2003, 06:10 AM
that was instead filled with
TuckerXE
11-20-2003, 03:33 PM
battery acid. Luckily, the elephant wasn't hurt by the acid, but
SilentDeath
11-20-2003, 03:36 PM
his 13 inch was..
sniperbruce
11-20-2003, 07:50 PM
( a coke bottle is approximately 13 inches, get it?) But the acid got all over michael jackson..which
TuckerXE
11-20-2003, 07:54 PM
perhaps unsurprisingly didn't make any obvious difference in his appearance. As the elephant ran out of the room,
SilentDeath
11-20-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by sniperbruce
( a coke bottle is approximately 13 inches, get it?) But the acid got all over michael jackson..which
yeah i know, i was making it somone could say something about his 13 inch...
The elephant stompped a little boy lying in micheal jacksons bed and..
shadow
11-20-2003, 11:41 PM
already noticed he had been stomped in a different way when
sniperbruce
11-21-2003, 02:56 AM
his parents walk in and
Kenshin
11-21-2003, 04:38 AM
and they blow micheal jackson away with an Elephant gun.
SilentDeath
11-21-2003, 04:39 AM
and then the elephant gets offended and tries to stomp them but..
sniperbruce
11-21-2003, 04:44 AM
the Hires Jonny Cockran which he
Kenshin
11-21-2003, 05:01 AM
uses the chewbacka defence
SilentDeath
11-21-2003, 06:01 AM
but that backfires so he..
shadow
11-21-2003, 06:23 AM
runs.
sniperbruce
11-21-2003, 12:17 PM
runs to disney land
SilentDeath
11-21-2003, 03:39 PM
where he meets mickey amd tries to..
shadow
11-21-2003, 07:56 PM
take his costume and
SilentDeath
11-21-2003, 11:38 PM
rapes mini in the dressing room
SHNAG
11-22-2003, 02:17 AM
...and gets high with goofy who bought the "grass" from some guy named...
Kenshin
11-22-2003, 06:33 AM
Johnny the wood gnome who comes out of the trees to take over the world.
SilentDeath
11-22-2003, 06:13 PM
but he couldnt be cause he needed to be 40 inches tall
Kenshin
11-22-2003, 07:04 PM
minute man missle
sniperbruce
11-23-2003, 02:49 AM
so he teamed up with PINKY AND THE BRAIN
SilentDeath
11-23-2003, 02:54 AM
but the plan failed so they are gonna try next week, in the mean time...
Kenshin
11-23-2003, 04:54 AM
there is a news flash "I MARRIED BIGFOOT!"
SHNAG
11-23-2003, 06:46 PM
...says the the yeti who was recently divorced from...
Kenshin
11-23-2003, 07:41 PM
Johnny The Magical Gnome
SilentDeath
11-23-2003, 09:43 PM
who soon after got married to
Kenshin
11-24-2003, 05:15 AM
a three toad sloth named thelma who liked to have kinkey...
SilentDeath
11-24-2003, 06:04 AM
transplants on the weekends on...
sniperbruce
11-24-2003, 07:55 AM
saturdays at the county....
Kenshin
11-24-2003, 04:16 PM
jail where...
TuckerXE
11-24-2003, 07:27 PM
the sheriff runs a black market transplant center using organs from inmates (and other things). Thelma was trying to get...
Kenshin
11-24-2003, 08:33 PM
a new bladder to stop...
SilentDeath
11-24-2003, 08:44 PM
her from pissing everywhere but they accidently put in a ...
TuckerXE
11-24-2003, 08:54 PM
super soaker, which only made it worse.
SilentDeath
11-24-2003, 08:58 PM
LOL i bet
it got so bad she had to wear diapers.
SHNAG
11-25-2003, 01:42 AM
..But on the bright side she is now the spokes person for depends, she recieved so much money that she could now afford a brand new shiny sparking...
TuckerXE
11-25-2003, 02:47 AM
tazer (you know, those things you use to shock people). It really came in handy one night when...
SilentDeath
11-25-2003, 03:02 AM
that freak in the micky mouse suit comes back and tried to rape her again or when..
Kenshin
11-25-2003, 04:53 AM
she pulls out her .357 magnum revolver and fires one round into his stomach blowing a massive whole out of his back killing him instantly.
sniperbruce
11-25-2003, 05:11 AM
Buggs bunny comes in and pimp slaps her and t hen....
TuckerXE
11-25-2003, 06:51 PM
her brother, Shaft, comes in and saves the day.
SilentDeath
11-25-2003, 08:06 PM
Bugs says "You Dirty Mutha-"
background singers"Shut yo mouth"
Bugs "I was only talkin bout shaft"
sniperbruce
11-26-2003, 02:13 AM
Bugs pimps slaps shaft and bugs says, "where's my money b****(u kno wat i mean), then....
Kenshin
11-26-2003, 06:00 AM
shaft pulls his pimp fu moves on him attacking him with...
SilentDeath
11-26-2003, 08:25 AM
DEZ NUTS
TuckerXE
11-26-2003, 07:01 PM
The sight of them scares Bugs so much that he
SHNAG
11-26-2003, 11:57 PM
That his jaw dropped to the floor, which he stepped and triped on when he tried to run away. Bugs jaw was so mangled that...
Kenshin
11-27-2003, 01:07 AM
he had to goto a surgeon to rebuild his jaw only the surgeon didn't think...
sniperbruce
11-27-2003, 06:38 AM
thats bugs was only trying to repair his jaw and mistakenly gave him a face life (the whole nine yards), so now bugs looks like.....
Kenshin
11-27-2003, 06:58 AM
dan quale and he ran for president and was ...
SilentDeath
11-27-2003, 09:32 AM
shot on site by an assassin who was paid by...
Kenshin
11-27-2003, 10:29 PM
George Bush because George thought he had weapons of mass destruction and was gonna use them for ...
SilentDeath
11-27-2003, 10:33 PM
destoying his ranch in texas but come to find out he was..
sniperbruce
11-28-2003, 08:02 AM
running out of fireworks and wanted to use nuclear bombs..so he tried to steal some from qual and then...
Kenshin
11-28-2003, 06:13 PM
but they're was an accident and bush became Darth Bush! and he tried to control...
SilentDeath
11-28-2003, 08:34 PM
the death star! which was really the moon but he didnt know that because he was on
Kenshin
11-28-2003, 10:44 PM
cocaine and the blood of virgins which made him hallucinate ...
sniperbruce
11-28-2003, 11:06 PM
he halucinated that santa clause was.....
SilentDeath
11-28-2003, 11:25 PM
his next wife that hes was to marry in a few..
Kenshin
11-29-2003, 09:58 PM
minutes cause he just realized he was at his wedding saying...
SilentDeath
12-01-2003, 02:26 AM
all the different positions he got the stripper from the bachlor party in last night. While he was doing that his wife was...
tiger1989
12-01-2003, 02:41 AM
licking DEZ NUts
TuckerXE
12-01-2003, 06:56 PM
... you know - the new brand of popsicle! The whole stripper thing was just too much for her, so she...
SilentDeath
12-02-2003, 11:46 PM
left(um i thought he was marring santa) him for rudolph the red nose trick hoe who was also...
Kenshin
12-03-2003, 04:13 AM
was a man, and the red nose was a tumor buried deep in the root of his brain and caused him to ....
SilentDeath
12-04-2003, 01:31 AM
glow...heh
sniperbruce
12-05-2003, 01:31 AM
did the storry end??
TuckerXE
12-05-2003, 02:33 AM
OK, new story...
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Kenshin
12-05-2003, 04:33 AM
there was a little man who would fight people with his enemy killing flashlight...
TuckerXE
12-05-2003, 09:05 AM
The flashlight gave off Z-Rays - which are like X-Rays, but even more so. The best part is that it didn't just kill enemies - it also...
Kenshin
12-05-2003, 08:36 PM
turned them inside out letting thier intrails...
SHNAG
12-05-2003, 10:44 PM
..be tugged on by bratty kids and...
Kenshin
12-06-2003, 06:53 AM
who eat human flesh and drink under age so they...
SilentDeath
12-06-2003, 07:23 AM
(how can a never ending story end)
they looked just like grimlins with vicious ass teeth and..
Kenshin
12-06-2003, 07:28 AM
large pointed ears taht could put an eye out as they ripped the flesh from Michel Jackson's body as he tried to rape the elephant from the last story and...
JoeyC2k4
12-07-2003, 12:52 AM
he ended up on a 6 year old boy so he....
Kenshin
12-07-2003, 05:33 PM
was happy till Bob Dole kicked in the door to stop him, only Micheal Jackson didn't know that Bob Dole had...
TuckerXE
12-07-2003, 06:56 PM
written an extremely boring speech to put him to sleep, so they could take him back into captivity.
Captain Obvious
12-09-2003, 01:38 AM
But then the dumbest person ever arrived
Kenshin
12-09-2003, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by Captain Obvious
But then the dumbest person ever arrived
me?
Captain Obvious
12-09-2003, 05:27 AM
But i may be dumb i make up for good looks....
Crazygamer
12-09-2003, 07:28 AM
then all of a sudden something happened. even after teh grinch had stolen the boobops and deedops the whizzlers and hizzlers and the ferraris. THe people were still singing. U could hear them singing so gently. "hody hody mordy mordy peace be welcome christmas day.. hordy bordy dordy sordy."
TuckerXE
12-09-2003, 05:22 PM
This enfuriated the grinch, so he reached for his handy dandy rocket launcher, and...
Crazygamer
12-09-2003, 09:50 PM
shot his ever faithul pet iguana dongordy
JoeyC2k4
12-09-2003, 11:06 PM
and he died so he had to
Captain Obvious
12-10-2003, 05:03 AM
find the wicked ex-girlfriend to come and get him a new one!
TuckerXE
12-10-2003, 04:23 PM
When she came, she said "I'll get you, my little pretty! Maybe a little dog, Toto!"
JoeyC2k4
12-11-2003, 10:48 PM
and then she got her flying monkeys to......
Captain Obvious
12-12-2003, 03:56 AM
jump on top of you and give you a beating for every time you cheated! (lucky for me i never cheat :) )
SilentDeath
12-12-2003, 04:06 PM
after the monkeys finished raping eerrmmm beating the man off he wandered in to..
Captain Obvious
12-14-2003, 05:58 PM
a local strip club.
JoeyC2k4
12-14-2003, 07:58 PM
and got some...
Captain Obvious
12-14-2003, 10:55 PM
fruit fed to him from a shemale named......
JoeyC2k4
12-15-2003, 12:18 AM
Hesaman so they
Captain Obvious
12-15-2003, 12:44 AM
dude you could have said hussein!
jumped in a hole together!
JoeyC2k4
12-15-2003, 01:13 AM
and banged all night and
TuckerXE
12-15-2003, 05:44 PM
then their drums broke, so they played the trumpet all day
Kenshin
12-17-2003, 01:29 AM
at the mime's club were they...
TuckerXE
12-17-2003, 01:40 AM
always got extremely drunk and had mime fights to take out their pent-up anger over being mocked all day long.
idontbackdown
12-17-2003, 02:39 AM
Then Osama strolled into the club and met them and ....
sniperbruce
12-20-2003, 06:33 AM
played with paper airplanes to see who can hit one up his....
slimscane
12-20-2003, 06:41 AM
three magic beans(:confused: ) , that
SilentDeath
12-20-2003, 06:56 AM
grew a very large penis shaped beanstock that lead to....
sniperbruce
12-20-2003, 07:06 AM
a crack in the.....
SilentDeath
12-20-2003, 07:10 AM
ass of j.lo (yes its just that huge)
sniperbruce
12-20-2003, 07:12 AM
OMG...ROFL dude that was sooo funnny..
then j.lo looked back and......
saw a plane land on her ass. So then...
sniperbruce
12-22-2003, 06:54 AM
she grinned of joy and the lady next to her......
TuckerXE
01-15-2004, 02:38 PM
said "this is too weird - I'm outa here." Then she stepped into her fantastic, magical alternate reality machine, and started pressing the "change reality" button.