Smack, Beat or Wound?

[SHNAG]

Hey, I've decided to start a new game. Its called smack,beat or wound!
In that order. For smack you post someone or something annoying, that you would just like to smack. For beat, someone or something really annoying that you'll like beat the living crap out off. For wound, someone so annoying, someone that pisses you off so much that you want to wound them with a blunt instrument.

But post one of them per post, and they must go in order.

For example:

Joe
Smack: I'd like to smack the mail man

Fred:
Beat: I'd like to beat the living crap out of my teacher

Jill:
Wound: I'd love to wound my sister with a blunt instrument

Jack:
Smack

and so on and so forth. I'm not sure if this will catch on or not, but I think it will be a great way to vent anger. Please avoid posting members names on this thread to avoid causing flame wars


I'll start

Smack: People on xboxlive who start fully open games who kick you as soon as you go on because they are waiting for their friends and they are to stupid to have any private spaces. I'd love to give one of them a smack across the back of the head!

[SilentDeath]

Beat : SHNAG for making this game (haha had to)

[foxy]

Wound: Elitist Bastards.

edit: I somehow wrote would instead of wound, so I changed it.

[SilentDeath]

Smack: Foxy on the ass (sorry someone had to do it)

[slimscane]

beat: my down stairs computer; it can't start windows because one of the system files was magicly currupted ::crying::

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound: My ex-girlfriend :P

[foxy]

Smack: Silent....for obvious reasons.

[battleroyal]

Wound: My ex-girlfriend :P


Kill the ex-gf.....oh wait thats not an option

Beat..the SH!T out of my boss

[SilentDeath]

Wound: Wolfmans fingers so he cant post, and never catch up with me again :D

[Sakura]

Beat: My brothers black ass for messing up my C&C Generals disc :nono:

[SHNAG]

Hey, this thread seems pretty successfull so far, try to keep the order straight please! Rember, Smack, Beat, Wound.



Wound: the people who made the pop-ups that can't be closed by conventional means, the ones that take up the whole screen and don't have a close button. Damn they piss me off!

[8 Ball]

Beat: Mike....I forgot his last name. This faggot wigger that goes to my school.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound: Wolfmans fingers so he cant post, and never catch up with me again :D

Ouch, my fingers......


Wound the members of the Fayettville team so the Carolina Heat stand a chance.

Carolina Heat is a semi pro football team that battleroyal plays on, and Fayettville is their home opener this coming weekend.

[SHNAG]

Smack: 8 ball forgeting the order goes smack, beat, wound. :hmm2:

[battleroyal]

Beat the Fayettville team this weekend

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound my boss so he will leave the office and I can go home early.

[battleroyal]

smack my boss for not giving me more money

[WolfmanNCSU]

Beat off women with a stick. Play on playa.

[battleroyal]

wound this a$$hole co-worker if he doesn't shut up and stop calling me

[WolfmanNCSU]

Smack my dog's butt if he pees in his crate again. :p

[battleroyal]

beat some since into my dads head

[SHNAG]

Wound my self because i my self because i may of created a monster! :fisheyed:

[XEdesigner]

beat my dad for keying my ipod by accident....

[8 Ball]

Smack: My computer.

[SHNAG]

Beat XE Designer for skipping smack!

[Sakura]

Wound-Some badass players in a Halo LAN Party im having lada
Smack-Tempest for not bringing back any pics from Mexico

[SilentDeath]

Beat - Wolfman for passing me up...again

[Captain Obvious]

wound: my damn boss, god i want him fired like no tomarrow, but when he starts making me look bad in front of everyone! ugh i want to almost kill him!

[SHNAG]

Smack Crimson Skies for it glitches way to much! :eviltongu

[SilentDeath]

Beat EB for tying to give me a used copy of Crimson Skies

[SHNAG]

Wound my Thompson Disk Drive as it causes most of the glitchs on Crimson Skies.

[SilentDeath]

Smack my Thompson Disk Drive for only playing my burned DVDs for 30 minutes untill it messes up

[SHNAG]

Beat the living crap out of the Microsoft people for not using the Samsung for all Xboxs as it is the best one, or so i hear.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound my boss so I can bug out early on a Friday.

[8 Ball]

Smack....my friend for almost killing me.

[XEdesigner]

Wound: Microsoft for canceling TFLO

[SilentDeath]

smack XEdesigner for geting the order wrong

[WolfmanNCSU]

Beat my co-workers out the door, cause the boss just left. SEE YA!

[SilentDeath]

Beat my co-workers out the door, cause the boss just left. SEE YA!
wound my self for laugning so much at that^^

[8 Ball]

smack myself for laughing at that too.

[SHNAG]

beat john for still not getting my contest prize to me! :csmash:

[slimscane]

wound my brother for sleeping so much

[JoeyC2k4]

smack people who cry when they lose

[Xfreaky]

Wound: Level 5 staff

[SHNAG]

Smack XFreaky for skipping beat!

[JoeyC2k4]

beat SHNAG for smacking Xfreaky (sry had too)

[SHNAG]

Wound Joey, for beating on me, for smacking Xfreaky because he forgot beat

[WolfmanNCSU]

Smack the washing machine yesterday for giving me a hard time taking my quarters.

[JoeyC2k4]

beat LONGWOOD in football for sacking me...

[SilentDeath]

wound myslef for not posting

[Xfreaky]

Smack Admin for not adding forum arcade

[SilentDeath]

Beat MichXE(couldnt spell the whole thing) for his sig

[Xfreaky]

Wound next poster with a papercut to his/her eyeball :ahhh:

[SHNAG]

Smack Xfreaky for causing me blinding (no pun intended) pain.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Beat shareaza for choking my internet all weekend or I would be playing...err....demoing Doom III right now.

[Xfreaky]

Beat SHNAG with a large stick

[WolfmanNCSU]

Smack Xfreaky for replying quickly after me, causing him to skip over Wound.

[Xfreaky]

Smack, Beat, and Wound Wolf for confusing me

[SilentDeath]

smack wolf and xfreaky for using the order at thier will

[Xfreaky]

Best Silent for no reason :(

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound everyone elses fantasty football league players but mine.

[SHNAG]

Smack xfreaky because he keeps on whaleing on me.

[Xfreaky]

Beat SHNAG for smelling like sweaty balls :bleh:

[JoeyC2k4]

Wound someone for stealing my lollipop

[SHNAG]

Smack Xfreaky and his ball smelling ways.

[JoeyC2k4]

Beat the last mission in Black Arrow

[Xfreaky]

Wound Joey with my Hattori Hanzo sword!

[SilentDeath]

Wound Joey with my Hattori Hanzo sword!
aaahhhhh I want it

Smack Xfreaky and steal the Katana!

[JoeyC2k4]

Beat SD and steal the sword and hit the lock on the pictures thread and open it again

[SilentDeath]

Wound Joey fatally and run with the katana

[Xfreaky]

Smack Silent as he wakes up from his dreaming >.>

[JoeyC2k4]

beat silent for running with a sharp object

[SHNAG]

Wound the lot of yah for dulling up such a nice sounding sword! :brushteet

[Xfreaky]

Smack myself for not being able to think today

[SHNAG]

get someone to beat off a donkey for a snack pack of timbits.

[Xfreaky]

Wound SHNAG for his prizes :p

[SHNAG]

Smack Xfreaky for his unfounded jealousy as i'm still waiting for my prize to arrive at my door :banghead: :wetteardr

[JasonXE]

redeems xfreaky

Beat: the level 5 staff for ruining my hopes

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound Hurricane Frances so it will loose strength, taper off and die somewhere.

[SHNAG]

Smack wolfman with hurrican debry :toomuch: :innocent:

[JoeyC2k4]

beat the rush to KB to get halo2 first

[SilentDeath]

Wound anyone who owes me money

[slimscane]

smack, the internet for somehow giving my computer spyware and adware ONE HOUR after I reformated my harddrive

[SilentDeath]

beat slim for using IE

[slimscane]

dude I only used it to download Mozilla and get the windows updates
wound, my computers power supplyfor dying, I have to get a new one =/

[SilentDeath]

IE attracts adware and spyware like a magnet hahah
Smack myself because im going back to bed now

[slimscane]

yeah, it really does
beat, silent for leaving me ALL ALONE! =)

[SilentDeath]

wound slim for beating me

[Luke-NE]

smack silent for stealing my name old name on zone (SiL3Nt_DeAtH2)

[SilentDeath]

Beat luke since I've been using this name for the past 5 years

[Anarchey]

hmm... guess I'll get into this game....

wound- some of the redneck hicks that go to my school. With my axe.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Smack my boss for using my PC yesterday.

[SilentDeath]

Beat wolfman for passing me in posts again

[Anarchey]

wound John for taking the xbox

[SilentDeath]

smack john for that new logo

[Anarchey]

beat my teacher for not letting us cook yet

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound Hurricane Jeanne cause its coming this way....

[Anarchey]

smack this slow internet silly.

[Luke-NE]

Smack myself for having a life ^_^

[Anarchey]

wound luke for skipping beat.

[SHNAG]

Smack all the people that are messing up the order!

[Anarchey]

beat all of these damn pop-ups.

[SilentDeath]

wound ...myself for fun

[Anarchey]

smack school for having to go to it...or something like that....

[SilentDeath]

Beat the person who invented school

[Anarchey]

wound the editor of my schools newspaper.

[SilentDeath]

Smack Wolfman for passing me up so far

[Anarchey]

beat maddox for not posting yet. (he said early this week damnit!)

[SilentDeath]

wound maddox for no reason at all

[Anarchey]

smack some stupid people around.

[SilentDeath]

beat everyone for not posting in the games

[Xfreaky]

Wounds Silent for his signature, which reminds me of WoW Open Beta "coming soon" It's been 2 weeks!!! :(

[SilentDeath]

smack X for wounding me

[Anarchey]

beat down Rodney King...er...oops....

[SilentDeath]

wound most of new people here for being idiots

[Anarchey]

smack silent for having too many damn posts.

[Sakura]

Beat my temptations to have more candy

[Anarchey]

wound random people by throwing pumpkins at them.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Smack all these electorial signs and advertisements. If it were only Nov 3 already.....

[SilentDeath]

beat wolfman "for having too many damned posts"

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound my post count so Silent can catch back up.

[SilentDeath]

Smack wolfman for not trying to stay ahead of me.

[nayrk]

Smack SilentDeath for being a member for a year.

[Anarchey]

beat Bush (it's going to happen!)

[SilentDeath]

Wound some newbies...

[Anarchey]

smack my cat for crapping on the floor, 2 feet infront of her litter box.

[SilentDeath]

Beat windows for crashing while trying to play .ogm files

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound the Oakland Raider so the Panthers will get a win when I go to watch them this sunday.

[nayrk]

Beat my Bib Lit teacher for being a jackass.

[Anarchey]

wound my brother for posting as me.

[Sakura]

Smack John for posting as Anarchey and creating a useless thread :bleh:

[Anarchey]

beat sakura for mistaking my brothers. It was my llittle brother, Daniel, that made that thread, not John.

[WolfmanNCSU]

Wound Gmail for being slow and not sending me my files from last night until this morning.

[Anarchey]

smack my step-mom silly.

[nayrk]

smack Platronics for making the Halo 2 headset so dang expensive!

[Anarchey]

beat my little brother down

[Sakura]

Wound Anarchey for hitting a girl :csmash:

[Anarchey]

smack my vice-principal. (And sakura, it is quite possible my step-mom is demon spunk, if that)

[Sakura]

When I meant hitting a girl I meant me =/

[Anarchey]

oh. well that time I ment tickling you until you hurted yourself. Then I can't be blamed. Er something like that. You skipped, so you loose.

*drum roll*

Beat..........off.....